Just Two Old Ladies

Stephanie and I were talking about our parents' retirements (now or in the future). This led me to say that at the rate I am going I will never be able to retire. I will be that old lady at McDonalds taking your order with a snotty early twenty-something manager breathing down my neck. Then, Stephanie added "and I will be right there working next to you!" Glad to know I will be in fast food misery with a friend!

Anyway, we would also have to be careful about our expenses. Like, maybe we could find three college bound kids to take us to the grocery store because the store closer to where we live has higher prices. The injustice of it all!

Or maybe, instead of all that we can make fools of ourselves on national television: