Ouch!

Do I ever want to experience a bad car accident that led to a hip and sternum fracture again?

The answer to that is obviously a big fat NO!

But this clip that I saw on THE SOUP last week shows that some people would be fine with that experience:



How did that dude only mess up his arm?

Why Are These Still Here?

I went back home recently and a decent sized basket was on top of the bathroom sink. This basket has been under the sink for ages, at least 15 years. I looked through it and found a couple things that puzzled me. Why are these things still here?

I cannot remember the last time I took a bubble bath, but I must have used this product:



This Sesame Street Bubble Bath is so old (I will not say the year)! Why is it still here?

I love how it says "Clinically Tested Mild", is that a good thing?!?



I can't remember if I wanted to get a perm or my older sister did and I just wanted to do it too! I also think many people were getting their hair permed or maybe it was advertised in Sassy magazine and thought it would be cool to have curly hair!



We both used the Pro-Perm Loose Curl Rods, which we still have:



It worked perfectly for me because I had awesome wavy hair, unfortunately it only lasted like two days, my hair was too thin and fine. I probably should have use the Medium one.

And then on the other hand, you can find a cute Victoria's Secret make up bag, which I obviously decided to take with me!



But of course what did I do after I looked through the basket? I didn't throw anything away and just put it all back. :)

Favorite Shows Back This Month!

Excited this Sunday and Monday is CHUCK on NBC!

If you are not watching you should be!



LEVERAGE comes back next week on TNT, the whole cast is great! There are some fun fight sequences with the character, Eliot played by Christian Kane.



And towards the end of the month both PSYCH and BURN NOTICE return on USA!





It is going to be a good year!

Psych!

Psych comes back next week, so here is a Psych-Out for you!



And the note they are trying to achieve:

Shai - If I Ever Fall In Love



I love this song! Whatever happened to Shai?

Tuc Watkin's New Show

Found this via Nathan Fillion's Twitter

Awesomeness :)

The Sentimentalist - watch more funny videos

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I find these hilarious:






That's all. :)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is Awesome

And this is why:

In a Country Mood

I recently watched videos on CMT and thought I would share them with you!

I am such a sap! I cried when I watched Rascal Flatts' "Here Comes Goodbye":



After that I needed something that is happier, and Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" video came on and it is super cute!



Ms. Swift seems to know how to make cute videos. This one got nominated for a couple CMT Music Awards for Video of the Year and Female Video of the Year. She also seems to use the boys that are associated with Miley Cyrus in her videos.

That is all, enjoy!

Just Because

Don't have much to say, just wanted to put a couple of videos up from the hopefully season and not series finale of "Chuck"!

Here is a couple of my favorite parts.

Jeffster! makes a return:



And Chuck me!:



I am obsessed with this show!

It's been awhile...

It has been a very, very, very long time since I have blogged. Mainly that has to do with the fact that I couldn't think of anything to blog about. And I also stopped looking at videos online and didn't find much of anything on TV that I wanted to share with all of you...until now.

I used to watch Ellen DeGeneres' talk show all the time when it first started, since I was unemployed and of course had nothing better to do than watch TV. Anyway, I randomly taped an episode when she finally nabbed George Clooney, but that isn't the video I am showing you, though you can find it here. The show advertised her birthday episode and so I taped it, or actually DVRed it, I am rarely taping these days...Anyway, I watched it last night and it made me laugh so hard, which is good because the last thing that I wanted was to go to sleep after watching people's brains being liquified on an episode of Fringe, eeewwwww! Anyway, wow I need to stop typing that word, anyw---dang it! Ok so, back to the show. Ellen had a game I guess she does every so often called "Blindfolded Musical Chairs". One of the contestants, I believe her name is Karen (she is the one in the yellow shirt), had me howling with laughter:



And as always Ellen gives out awesome gifts to the contestants...oh how I want a free HD Tivo!

When I went a couple of times like 5 years ago I got Simon Cowell's book which I have not read, but I kinda want to. A TV movie that Doris Roberts was in, which I have not seen. And the American Idol Playstation 2 game that I never played because I do not have a Playstation 2!

Where is my TIVO!?! :)

Creepy

I do not consider Scarlet's "Independent Love Song" creepy, cuz why should I it was the song for Bed of Roses. Here are the lyrics for those who don't know or remember the song:

You could say this was an independent love song
It's nothing like two lovers
What love meant to them
But that's not to say the love we had
Isn't big or that strong
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

You might say this is another boring love song
To be together and forever be true
And so today is much the same as it was then
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

I'll show you how to take me
Go down, go down, go down
And I'll show you how to love me
Right on, right on, right on
And I'll show you how to touch me
Right on, right on, right on

Now I find that many men will look my way
And I'll take them and let them show me the way
And sure I like a few but I leave the rest to play
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

I'm gonna show you how to take me
Go down, go down, go down
And I'll show you how to love me
Right on, right on, right on
And I'll show you how to touch me
Right on, right on, right on
Right on, right on, right on

In a different way, in a different way, in a different way
In a different way, in a different way, in a different way
In a different way, in a different way, in a different way

I'll show you how to take me
Go down, go down, go down
And I'll show you how to love me
Right on, right on, right on
And I'll show you how to touch me
Right on, right on, right on
Right on, right on, right on

You could say this was an independent love song
It's nothing like two lovers
What love meant to them
But that's not to say the love we have
Isn't good or that strong
I'm doing it a different way
I'm doing it a different way

Agree? Not creepy right? Then why on earth is the video creepy? (I wonder how many times creepy will be said in this blog, hehe).

Here's the video:



Why are cupid's arrows killing the happy in love people? Well really only one out of each couple seems to be dying. I find that particularly creepy. I don't know about you.

While finding the video I found another version of the song by a German band, The Bates. They also had a video. While watching it I thought they definitely took the creepy factor to another level.



Okay I know they took their band name from Hitchcock's film Psycho, but did they have to take a love song and create a Silence of the Lambs video? Talk about uber creepy!

Creepy tally: 7 or 8 or wait is it 9? Oh who cares! :)

Huh?!?

I was watching "Best Week Ever" and "The Soup" and both shows had a clip from Tyra's talk show with guests Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills". Now, if you didn't already know how big of an idiot Spencer was well he shows it in the interview.

At around the 4 minute mark you will see what I mean:



Did he just say that? And if I was Tyra I think I would have reacted differently. Oh and Tyra did you just say "perfect couple" to Spencer and Heidi? Are you smoking something?

Anyway, I then checked out Heidi's video that Spencer directed. First off, who told Heidi she could sing? And secondly, could there be some variety in the video?



I love Audrina's (also from "The Hills") reaction to the video.

It is all in the look:



Okay let's move on from the crazy and end with a great video from "The Soup":

YouTube Comments

YouTube is entertaining for so many reasons. You can find TV shows, original content, commercials, etc. But the most entertaining part of YouTube is the comments section. There you find the comedy, the crazy, the over-sharers, and the so-called intelligent. I am the most interested in the first three.

I watched Mariah Carey’s old video “Always Be My Baby” recently and of course it had to do with David Cook’s version on American Idol. BTW, he is too arrogant, but he continues to do great performances so it is hard to hate him. It would be better if he stopped the bowing!

Anyway, I was talking about YouTube comments! I of course watched the video and checked out the comments:



First, the crazy:

omg i luv thiz songg soo much and the vidoe alwayz makez me cry. lyke in a pool ov tearz. itz lyke da last day of camp and your goin ur seprate waiiz. omg and dey kiss under water how mani people get to do that in their lifetime. omg

Wait I am confused. You are telling me only a select few can kiss under water!?! No one ever told me that!

Second, the over-sharer:

this is scary. i mean. i think she is very pretty in an unconventional way. alos i lost my virginity to someone who looked like her, but she was the slutty version of mariah and a 5 foot flat version. weird. now i can't looks at mariah without thinking of her

You know, all I can say to that is I really did NOT want to know that!

And lastly, the comedy:

i love this song it reminds me of the guy i work with that i like cause he always calls me baby

Correct me if I am wrong but, um, I think that is called sexual harassment?

Have you found comments that amuse you on youtube?

One more thing, the group dance on Dancing With The Stars looked a little awkward and why did the song have to be “Cotton-Eye Joe”?

My Ideal TV Boyfriend!

Two of my friends took the "Who is your ideal TV boyfriend" quiz, so I decided to also take it.

And guess who I got!

Who is Your Ideal TV Boyfriend?



Although I would not have minded either one of my friends' results.

"I've found a masterpiece in you"

So, I am watching American Idol and they are performing songs from when they were born. And of course, all of the contestants are recalling when they first sang or picked up an instrument. For some reason my mind wandered to when my sister and I would record ourselves singing or saying stupid things. Well I recall one time I decided to take a song and replace some words with my own. Really the only part I remember changing is one word. But, at the moment, I cannot find that cassette tape or else there would be more than one word changed.

Let me just preface this by saying I was really young and you know some things are really funny when you are young. So, you remember that Atlantic Starr song "Masterpiece"? The chorus is:

I've found a masterpiece in you

A work of art it's true

And I treasure you my love

I think when I was making up the new word I combined the first two lines. So my version went like this: I've found the master fart in you

I know classy huh? I remember my sister vividy saying on the tape "You're stupid!" She was so loving, but so so true. It was stupid, but hey for your enjoyment I found the music video!

Here is Atlantic Starr "Masterpiece". Enjoy!

Awesome, right?!?

Movie Quotes Galore! -- Updated Again with HINTS!

Over at I See Monsters blog there is a little movie quote game that I thought would be fun to do here! I hope you decide to participate, it will be fun!

There are 15 movie quotes, from some of my favorite movies, and you the reader will guess what movie they are from. Sounds like fun right!?! There is only one pesky rule you should follow: you cannot use imdb or google or whatever to find the quote. Whoever guesses correctly will be credited next to the quote. Ready to play!?! I believe some, if not all, will be easy. :)

****I updated with hints!****

Here it goes:

1. "My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - came by grace; and grace comes by art; and art does not come easy." (Hint! In this film features an actor from One Tree Hill, one of the Ocean's Eleven, and the dead family patriarch on Brothers and Sisters)

2. "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here." Men In Black--Answered by Leslie

3. "I am feeling very Olympic today, how about you?" Cool Runnings--Answered by orange907

4. "It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories you can make up. And He said, this is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should!" (Hint! Based on a Stephen King story-a group of boys go on an adventure) Stand By Me--Answered by Stephanie

5. "At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma...and...we'll get back to you" (Hint! Life after college '90s flick)

6. "Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Finding Nemo--Answered by orange907

7. "My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream." (The Man in Black)

8. "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." (Stephen King story based in a prison)

9. "I'd say that she gets under your skin as soon as you meet her. She drives you so nuts you don't know whether to hug her or, or just really arm wrestle her. She would go all the way to Europe just to get a stamp in her passport. I don't know if that amounts to insanity, or just being really, really... likable." While You Were Sleeping--Answered by orange907

10. "Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." The Wedding Singer--Answered by Stephanie

11. "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy." Clueless--Answered by Stephanie

12. "You stay classy, San Diego." Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy--Answered by orange907

13. "You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here." (Hint! Christmas movie)

14. "And then he's just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of wired magazine. you know what he said? he said he named it Napster because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, It's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate." (Hint! Heist movie)

15. "Rock stars have kidnapped my son!" Almost Famous--Answered by orange907

And for your viewing pleasure:

"But I think it's about forgiveness"

What is up with me and random songs I haven’t heard in years popping into my head?

Guess what it is this time!

Don Henley’s “The Heart of the Matter”

This is the part that is constantly in my head:

But I think it’s about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don’t love me anymore

Do I need to forgive someone? Is the Big Guy upstairs trying to tell me something? Oh goodness, you know when I wrote “big guy”, what I heard in my head? Of course it is from a TV show:



Yeah, that was nice. You probably did not want to see that, but let’s get back to the heart of the matter. <--Oh, oh look what I did there; I am sooo good, haha!



First off, the hair! Does that look like a wig to you? It is just so much. I mean my first reaction was this:



But then I saw some different pictures and thought maybe he has more of the Linda Hamilton hair:


Second are they using pickaxes to try and get down to the heart of the matter?

And third, does this video have really anything to do with the song? I mean it doesn’t have to be literal but give me something!

The Response

Stephanie alerted me yesterday about the new video Jimmy Kimmel made in response to Sarah Silverman's video a couple weeks ago.

I wouldn't say it is a better video, but it does have a lot of Hollywood people!

Enjoy:



Which video is better Silverman's or Kimmel's?

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Just thought I would post a video until I can think of a humorous, witty and intelligent blog to write.

I saw a music video this afternoon that was cute, happy, fun, hoppy and just enjoyable. I bet many of you aren't even going to click on it because I am saying that it's a country song. Maybe if I say it is Carrie Underwood you would be more inclined? Yes, no? Oh whatever, like I care watch it if you want!

There is a little ode to her "Before He Cheats" video in the video, which is quite entertaining.

Enjoy! If you can, it is called "All-American Girl":

Jimmy Kimmel VS. Matt Damon

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Sarah Silverman was one of the guests. I decided to watch for a little bit, it was taking her a while to get to her point so I almost turned off the television to go to bed. And I am so glad I didn't! Because what resulted was awesome!

It was so awesome I FELL on the floor laughing so hard!

If you know anything about the connection between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon this will be even more hilarious to you, if you don't it will be just hilarious!

Here it is:



So what did you think? Was it funny, or was it just really late at night and I was just delusional?