My Ideal TV Boyfriend!

Two of my friends took the "Who is your ideal TV boyfriend" quiz, so I decided to also take it.

And guess who I got!

Who is Your Ideal TV Boyfriend?



Although I would not have minded either one of my friends' results.

"I've found a masterpiece in you"

So, I am watching American Idol and they are performing songs from when they were born. And of course, all of the contestants are recalling when they first sang or picked up an instrument. For some reason my mind wandered to when my sister and I would record ourselves singing or saying stupid things. Well I recall one time I decided to take a song and replace some words with my own. Really the only part I remember changing is one word. But, at the moment, I cannot find that cassette tape or else there would be more than one word changed.

Let me just preface this by saying I was really young and you know some things are really funny when you are young. So, you remember that Atlantic Starr song "Masterpiece"? The chorus is:

I've found a masterpiece in you

A work of art it's true

And I treasure you my love

I think when I was making up the new word I combined the first two lines. So my version went like this: I've found the master fart in you

I know classy huh? I remember my sister vividy saying on the tape "You're stupid!" She was so loving, but so so true. It was stupid, but hey for your enjoyment I found the music video!

Here is Atlantic Starr "Masterpiece". Enjoy!

Awesome, right?!?

Movie Quotes Galore! -- Updated Again with HINTS!

Over at I See Monsters blog there is a little movie quote game that I thought would be fun to do here! I hope you decide to participate, it will be fun!

There are 15 movie quotes, from some of my favorite movies, and you the reader will guess what movie they are from. Sounds like fun right!?! There is only one pesky rule you should follow: you cannot use imdb or google or whatever to find the quote. Whoever guesses correctly will be credited next to the quote. Ready to play!?! I believe some, if not all, will be easy. :)

****I updated with hints!****

Here it goes:

1. "My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - came by grace; and grace comes by art; and art does not come easy." (Hint! In this film features an actor from One Tree Hill, one of the Ocean's Eleven, and the dead family patriarch on Brothers and Sisters)

2. "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here." Men In Black--Answered by Leslie

3. "I am feeling very Olympic today, how about you?" Cool Runnings--Answered by orange907

4. "It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories you can make up. And He said, this is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should!" (Hint! Based on a Stephen King story-a group of boys go on an adventure) Stand By Me--Answered by Stephanie

5. "At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma...and...we'll get back to you" (Hint! Life after college '90s flick)

6. "Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Finding Nemo--Answered by orange907

7. "My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream." (The Man in Black)

8. "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." (Stephen King story based in a prison)

9. "I'd say that she gets under your skin as soon as you meet her. She drives you so nuts you don't know whether to hug her or, or just really arm wrestle her. She would go all the way to Europe just to get a stamp in her passport. I don't know if that amounts to insanity, or just being really, really... likable." While You Were Sleeping--Answered by orange907

10. "Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." The Wedding Singer--Answered by Stephanie

11. "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy." Clueless--Answered by Stephanie

12. "You stay classy, San Diego." Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy--Answered by orange907

13. "You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here." (Hint! Christmas movie)

14. "And then he's just the media darling... He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of wired magazine. you know what he said? he said he named it Napster because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, It's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate." (Hint! Heist movie)

15. "Rock stars have kidnapped my son!" Almost Famous--Answered by orange907

And for your viewing pleasure:

"But I think it's about forgiveness"

What is up with me and random songs I haven’t heard in years popping into my head?

Guess what it is this time!

Don Henley’s “The Heart of the Matter”

This is the part that is constantly in my head:

But I think it’s about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don’t love me anymore

Do I need to forgive someone? Is the Big Guy upstairs trying to tell me something? Oh goodness, you know when I wrote “big guy”, what I heard in my head? Of course it is from a TV show:



Yeah, that was nice. You probably did not want to see that, but let’s get back to the heart of the matter. <--Oh, oh look what I did there; I am sooo good, haha!



First off, the hair! Does that look like a wig to you? It is just so much. I mean my first reaction was this:



But then I saw some different pictures and thought maybe he has more of the Linda Hamilton hair:


Second are they using pickaxes to try and get down to the heart of the matter?

And third, does this video have really anything to do with the song? I mean it doesn’t have to be literal but give me something!